My Emergency Plan

Alright, so say there’s a world emergency, or there’s going to be one. What am I going to do? I need to think of something!

Well, it really depends what kind of emergency it is. If there’s a zombie apocalypse, I’m going to need a lot of weapons to defend my house, or wherever I decide to live. All the stores will be closed as well, so I’d have to buy lots of canned food beforehand or raid the stores later.

If it was a nuclear apocalypse, I’d need to build a nuclear shelter to protect myself from the radiation. I’d also need lots of food. Actually, I could dig a giant underground shelter with a farm inside to feed my family. I could use Aquaponics to get protein from fish and fresh produce. I’m not sure if I would like living like this, because I love nature so much, but I wouldn’t have much of a choice. I do like gardening, though, and I would have a lot of time for reading, writing, and cooking.

If it was a natural disaster, like a flood, blizzard, etc., I would still need a lot of food, because it would be difficult to go outside to the store. I’d also need a backup generator if the power goes out, but that wouldn’t matter if my house was flooded. I would actually like a flood, though, because my family owns lots of boats, and I love to swim. My entire city would basically be like a huge pool! And if there’s a tsunami, which is unlikely because I don’t near an ocean, just on a lake, I’m grabbing a surfboard.

And finally, if there’s a giant meteor like the one that killed of the dinosaurs, I would either hide really far underground, or somehow get into space and live on another planet or the moon. It’s always been a dream of mine to go into space anyway, so it would lessen the sadness of the destruction of the Earth.